rockover

About five weeks ago, I was taking a dump in the toilet.  And a problem I had been ignoring finally got me.  Everytime I got off the pot, my personal cell phone holster would fall off in front of the toilet.  Well that day, it did not fall in front ot the toilet, it landed right into the toilet and into the poo(It was not solid >P).  I was able to get it out of toilet by pulling it out by the lanyard.  It was coated with, uh well, you know.  So I took the phone out and washed out the clip on holster with hose outside.  Then I wiped off the phone with toilet paper and wondered what to do.  I remembered that a computer tech I regualrly turn to to fix my computers told me to wash out water damaged computer boards with alcohol. I also remembered my late uncle told me that if you drop your phone in the water, pull out the battery if it is off and dry it out before using it.  Luckily I forgot to turn it on that morning.  So I wiped off the phone with alcohol, cleaning it.  Then used cotton swabs to clean all the crevices.  I then opened up the phone and washed off the parts, especially the speaker, with 50% isopropyl alcohol.  Then I let the parts dry in the sun, carefully knocking out the excess.  After 4 hours in the sun(which I was careful to cover any e-proms by the way), I put the phone back together and it intially it didn't work.  I dispared, as I wanted to call my girlfriend.  But in my panic, I put it on the charger without putting in the battery.  I put the battery in and then put it on the charger.  After two hours it charged, and it went to working.  I called my girlfriend and told her the story.  She laughed.  It's got named the Poo Poo Phone.  Today I replaced it finally, as I got tired of the * Key not working and not being able to lock it.  I did have some fun with the Poo Poo phone and handed it to my nephew,  I asked him to look at my old phone.  He asked what was special about it.  I told him the story, he dropped it and yelled Ewww!